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My wife and I had already completed our list of the more typical adventures: Bungee jumping, white-water rafting, skydiving, mountain climbing, even diving with Great White sharks. But, with each new adventure, the adrenalin rush seemed a little less intense. So, when we got to the Hawaii Volcanoes National Park for our latest adventure vacation, I thought I had to do something to ratchet up the excitement. My brilliant idea was to explore one of the newest and freshest caves on the planet: A new lava tube.

The trouble with a lava tube is that it’s not like an ordinary cave. Those are usually cold and damp. Lava tubes are hot—really hot. After all, they are formed as hot lava forces its way through older and cooler lava, called basalt, leaving a nearly perfect tube. Even the old dead ones never seem to cool down.

While it was physically impossible to enter a truly fresh lava tube, I figured we could explore a recently cooled one in an active field. Even a cooled tube could fill again with lava at any moment, making the danger and the excitement greater than ever. All we had to do was keep from being incinerated.

We also needed to con one of the park guides into finding us a good tube and guiding us through it. We found our victim—I mean guide—Michael, during our initial tour. At first, he laughed at the idea. Then, when he realized we were serious, he looked frightened. A generous cash advance procured his cooperation. Volcanologists don’t get paid much.

Three hours later, it was just the three of us a hundred yards or so into a tube and Michael looked more nervous with every step. The air inside the tube shimmered with heat in the light of our helmet lamps. It was becoming impossible to breath and I was getting dizzy. There was a constant rumble from a distant eruption, which seemed to be getting louder. Maybe it was just the heat pounding in my head.

As I lowered my head to gain my composure, My light caught an object on the cave floor. It was a geologist’s rock hammer, its point driven deeply into the rock.

“Michael, is this yours?” I called,

“Is what mine?” Michael gasped.

“This hammer, here,” I replied, pointing to the hot basalt at my feet.

“No, mine’s still on my belt,” he replied, putting his hand on his waist.

“Well, it’s not mine, either.” I said.

“Or mine!” said my wife. Her voice was weak and thready and the look on her face told me that this adventure was no longer thrilling.

“Someone else must be in this tube!” shouted Michael. “But I don’t understand. I thought I was the only one who knew about this place! I never even told my grad students about it. At least I don’t remember telling them.”

The sudden panic helped clear my head and gave me my first taste of adrenaline.

“Do you think the owner of the hammer must still be here in the cave somewhere?” asked my wife, her thrill quickly turning to dread.

“I don’t know, but we can’t stay here any longer to find out. And it’s a tube, not a cave! We’ve got to get out. Now!”

“But, we haven’t gone far enough yet,” I protested. “And, we need to find whoever left this,” I said giving the stuck hammer a tug and staggering back as it released from the rock floor with almost no effort.

“You see! This place is going to melt down any minute now! Let’s go!”

Michael was right. The lava tube was even hotter than before and the distant rumbling had turned to nearby thunder. As we stood there arguing, smoke began to rise from the floor. It was definitely time to go. We ran for it.

We reached fresh air and daylight with fresh lava glowing in the tube behind us and Michael’s grad students standing before us.

“Thanks for fetching my hammer,” said one young man. “But, you really didn’t need to.”

“Why is it so important that I pretend to be a Yankee fan, Sue?” I said, trying not to be heard above the din at Yankee stadium. “What difference does it make?”

“You can’t pretend!” Sue hissed at me. “Don’t you dare tell anyone in my family that you’re pretending. I don’t want to give them any more reasons to wonder about you.”

“Wonder about me? This is crazy! I’m the baseball fan! You don’t even know how the game is played.”

“Shut up and cheer when I do.”

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This is the third chapter of my saga and I still haven’t left the 1970s. That was when a plethora (not a word I use often) of world events, societal upheavals, and personal experiences coalesced into a single irresistible force, urging me inexorably leftward. (Note: most of the sentences that follow will be simpler and far less pretentious. )

The social revolution of the 60s, the Vietnam War protests, and the Watergate scandal made challenging authority a generational imperative. A lonely and isolated rural childhood aligned my views and passions with those of the nascent environmental movement. (Al Gore wasn’t around then to claim authorship or we’d have had a lot more press.)

The final catalyzing event would close the door to conservatism behind me forever. My 10th Grade Social Studies teacher, whom I shall refer to only as Mr. G, introduced me, quite unwittingly, to the magic of Marxism.

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In our previous episode, our impressionable young protagonist was a high school student in the early seventies. This was not only a time of great social and political upheaval, it was also a time during which the effects of that turmoil split American society, more starkly than at any time since the Civil War, into liberal and conservative camps.

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I have a running political discussion on Facebook with a friend, Don, who’s about as far from my point of view as it’s possible to be. He’s ultra-conservative, and I’m…well…not. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone whose political views are as far left as mine. The remarkable thing about our discussions is the fact that we’ve remained friends despite our different views. At the end of each debate, we simply agree to disagree. Recently, Don asked a wonderful question: how did two people who have so much else in common acquire such different views? This post is the first chapter of the story of my political evolution.

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This is an addendum to my previous post, in which I gave President Abraham Lincoln most of the credit for the spare writing style used today in Twitter posts (I’ll never get used to calling them “tweets.”) and phone text messages.

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I’m not a big fan of Twitter or Facebook, principally because of the way most people use it. I have no interest in accessing a global communication platform to read about visits to Starbuck’s or Victoria’s Secret. Nor do I have any interest in responding to such missives. I do, however, fully recognize the importance this technology has socially, commercially, and even politically.

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